Futurologists, techmology, etc.

So I went to the Alternate Commencement last night. There is so much I could say about the event but I am not. Only this--I wish they would have introduced our favorite Green Party celeb as "Ralph Nader, as seen on Ali G."


Ali G-"Surely [the rainforest natives] would be well happy to get out of there.
It must be crap living there. No McDonalds. No KFC. Nowhere to drive around. All these monkeys plopping on your head. Who would stay there? You'd have to be absolutely mental."

Nader-"First of all, the monkeys are not eager to plop on people's heads."