Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Thursday, May 24, 2007

a few thoughts

Jeff Cunningham got traded. Thank you Jeff, your goals were spectacular. I'm sorry your gone, but maybe it's for the best.

Welcome Alecko Eskandarian. Hopefully you will not get hurt and score more spectacular goals and help us win. I hope that you will have enough goals for some kid to make a highlight real with gnar music with the f-word and insane editing like this one. Remember last year when you played for DC United and in your first meeting against the newly rebranded New York Red Bulls you drank a Red Bull after scoring a goal in their stadium? That was funny.

Also, have you heard of Dane Dane? Good stuff.

I wish this looked more realistic

Monday, May 21, 2007

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Another complaint.

I don't always feel as if la policia are spending their time chasing the drug dealers and pedefiles, but rather pulling me over and being rude to me.

Goodbye perfect driving record. Hello higher insurance rates.

I just wish that the policeman would have given me a ticket for 9 MPH over rather than 10 over. Doing so would ensure my insurance rates will not go up.

Just letting out some steam; thank you bloggins.

Monday, May 14, 2007


Dear Bloggins:
I miss England. I like good chocolate. I got some for mine birfinsday. Also I got a whoopee. Love, Rory

Monday, May 7, 2007

Ain't no cryps here

While searching for pictures of The Lone Ranger, I was pleasantly surprised when google gve me this lovely picture. Once again, thank you www.

I wonder what this photo shoot was like. I wonder if they have any blooper shots or some zany outtakes.

Also, do vampires really drink blood out of glasses? Is there one vampire who's job is to suck blood and put it in glasses so they
can have vampire tea parties? Maybe this vampire is doing that. To me it seems like it would be easier just to drink it straight from someone's neck.

There appears to be a steady stream of blood rushing from his mouth. Perhaps this blood doesn't taste good because the victim ate something garlicy. Maybe he realizes he's drinking
vampire backwash and he has a gag-reflex. Or perhaps he's a retarded vampire--a vamptard, you have to admit he kind of looks like one.