Monday, November 26, 2007

Friday, November 16, 2007

Wednesday, November 14, 2007


Initially the only reason I wanted to be friends with Carter because he had a cool older brother. Now I'm only friends with him cause he's a fountain of knowledge about the pedophilia laws.

What Sam saw.


Sunday, November 11, 2007


Dear Alien Ant Farm,
You should never ever touch MJ's songs.

Remember that bike jump? Remember how I talked about that girl crashing on it? Remember how sexy my brother is?

Did I ever tell you about the guy in my neighborhood that could do double backflips and 720s on a sled? No? They also submitted that last clip to America's Funniest Home Videos (post-Bob Saget).


Thursday, November 8, 2007

I'm trying to homework.

Am I always as loud as my roommates? Probably yes.