Thursday, September 27, 2007

You know why

This last week's NPR Live Concert Series was lovely. Take a listen. Oh Jenny, you kill me.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Dickies and Danzig in the year 2000

My sister found a CD with some files of my mad photoshop skills from hikeschool. Back when the new millennium was still new and referred to as the Willennium, I was a little obsessed with mustaches. In fact my obsession was so fierce that I started a series of mustache trading cards. When I think about it, not much has changed because (1) I still yearn night and day to have a mustache and (2) still to this day an onlooker has to be with in close range to actually see my near-invisible whiskers. Mustaches really are timeless.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Tuesday, September 4, 2007


Dear Dane,
Remember how when I first moved to Provo you put cookies in the pockets of my pants? A few days later I put them on and was pleasantly surprised to find my pants prepacked with treats. Unfortunately the cookies were very stale and my pockets had lots of crumbs. I returned the favor by putting some cookies in your bags and jacket, which of course, you didn't find for a few months. That was kind of funny, but especially cause it was Carter who had originally put the cookies in my pockets.

king sofa

Dear driver,
Remember how when you were driving on the freeway and the couch you were transporting fell out onto the road? Do you? The car in front of me was able to swerve out of the way just in time for me to hit it and move it off the freeway. I'm glad I could help. Don't worry about the damage on my car, my insurance will pay for it. The highway patrol has your couch now, so just give them a call and they'll get it back to you.