Friday, June 29, 2007

So nice

Check out the Halloweenhead video.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Friendship notes

Every Sunday after ward prayer we have the opportunity to write and pass friendship notes. Tonight for ward prayer we had to do a spotlight on the guys who live at our house. We decided to share friendship notes "written" to the guys in our house and the anxious crowd had to guess who they were intended for. It was almost slightly amusing. Side note--we had to make these notes into a PG version because the real notes are usually quite crude. Here's a few examples:

Dear (Jon, Assistant Executive Secretary),
I need a Bishop's appointment really, really, really, REALLY bad.

Dear (Rory[me], fooling the ward to think I'm engaged),
I hear your almost engaged, how do you feel about polygamy?

Dear (Gabe),
You look like Rory, only with muscles.

Dear (Carter),
Please leave the ward.
Brother Prebble (1st Councilor Bishopric[coined the phrase "sphere of influence"])

Dear (Kent),
I hear your girlfriend just got back from her mission, I kind of hope it doesn't work out.

Dear (Ryan),
Who are you? Why have I never seen you?

Dear (Adam),
I understand your brother just got married, Do you want to be next?

Dear (Jacob),
I hear you speak french, do you kiss french too?

You're the second creepiest boy in your house.

Dear (Dane),
Your facebook profile is really inappropriate.

Dear (Sam),
When I saw you riding your girl bike with your long hair I thought you were a girl, are you?

Thursday, June 21, 2007


Summer is here. I finished classes yesterday. Here are a few photos to welcome summer.

This is Jon. He's really nice. His work owes him a month and a half's worth of pay. He doesn't really complain about it. If I were in his shoes I certainly would be complaining about it. After all, complaining is one of my favorite things to do. Speaking of which...

Summer offically welcomed me with a head cold. Here are some of the substances I'm putting in body. I have been to the doctor four times (five this next monday) to figure out how to battle the pesky ulcer in my cornea. I just got a new kind of eyedrop (the middle one) that is milky and a few minutes after I put it in a REALLY bitter taste seeps into my throat and stays for a couple of hours. Mmmm mmmm good. Call me if you want to make out.

RSL news.
Dear Chris Klein,
I'm sad that you got traded to the LA Galaxy. Have fun playing on the same team and same position as David Beckham. I appreciate the heart and soul you've given to our team. You had a crucial goal(1:26) this year and many last year. Bless you. Too bad your hairs aren't as cute as Hollywood's Chris Klein. But for real, I'll miss you.

Friday, June 15, 2007

I've made it finally.

My work can't even pronounce my surname.


Nostalgic is not how I'm feeling for some reason.

Dear Diary. A few of the songs I bought off of iTunes: Ghouls Night Out (The Misfits), She Drives Me Crazy (Fine Young Cannibusles), Jolene (WhiteStripes[live in Blackpool England at the same time I lived in Blackpool England]), O-o-h Child (The Five Stairsteps [incredible song, incredible band name]), and I Luv it (Young Jeezy). I feel like I haven't had a really a good bloggins in a while; I suppose me listing my music purchases will help me feel better about that.

In other news. RSL gave up
another last minute goal against FC Dallas at Rice-Eccles stadium. I wasn't able to attend the game and maybe that wasn't such a bad thing. Jason Kreis got really mad too. Is it bad to think my favorite team sucks? I don't reallly think that they suck, it's just that we don't distribute our salaries very wisely. Why do we pay Freddy Adu muchos $$$$ to not score goals? Oh yeah, he did date JoJo. Why don't we just buy some depth to our defense? Oh well there's always next season right?

Have you ever heard of having an ulcer in your cornea? I hadn't either, but it can happen. I'm just saying.

Happy Birthday Carter. I love you. Being 24 is even better than being 23, isn't it?

Monday, June 11, 2007

Saturday, June 9, 2007


Dear Nelson,
Start a blog.

oh that dress

Dear Jenny Lewis,
You look lovely in that dress.

You have a lovely voice too.
P.S. You're beautiful

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

How do you spell Janky? Jankee? Jankey?

I found Andy Williams' cousin. And then I slapped PSA tags on him. UHHHH.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

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