This is my dad when he got his wisdom teeth out.

If I were Colin
I would recite a haiku
but I'm not that smart

I've been meaning to put this up for a while now but i just haven't gotten around to it. Shrewsbury UK

People often ask me why I'm so aggro.
I get it from my father actually.

Thanks Dane you TOOL

The dancing Elvis in this video makes me smile.

Interesting Conversations I've Had 02

Is the name of this blog post a ripoff of Dane? Maybe I did it subconsciously.

Rory's second appeal in one week (my first appeal was very contrite and humble of course): Is there anything I can say to persuade you to let me off? Look at that picture, can you understand why I might actually think that wasn't a driveway? It's a fence—a fence with a lot of snow around it. As you've probably noticed this is my third ticket in about a week and a half. If there's anything I've learned, its that I'm never going to park around there ever again because I'm bound to get a ticket even if it looks safe.

Provo's response: Vehicle was parked next to an opened gate as shown in the photos. It is illegal to park your vehicle in front of a gate that opened. Yes there is snow surrounding on the ground but that does not that one can park in front of a driveway.

Why can't everything in my life be as clear as "that opened" is.

Provo 3
Rory 0