Dear driver,
Remember how when you were driving on the freeway and the couch you were transporting fell out onto the road? Do you? The car in front of me was able to swerve out of the way just in time for me to hit it and move it off the freeway. I'm glad I could help. Don't worry about the damage on my car, my insurance will pay for it. The highway patrol has your couch now, so just give them a call and they'll get it back to you.
Love,
Rory
2 comments:
You're so helpful and polite.
wow.
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