Sometimes when I get embarrassed to be the same religion as Glen Beck, all I have to do is remember we've got The Osmonds

Subtext

I don't know what would embarrass me more,

someone reading my journal
or
someone reading any of my college papers.

Remember how at the end of the Black or White video the camera pulls away from the last girl dancing and you see John Landis and he says she did perfect and then the camera pulls even further away and there is a live PANTHER on the sound stage and then the panther walks out of the studio and the panther morphs into MICHAEL JACKSON and then he dances sexy on a car but then begins smashing things but he also has to zip up his fly? So funny.

Did you know Macaulay Culkin has a brother named Rory?

If only I had a flux capacitor.

I meant to post this last Saturday.