Dickies and Danzig in the year 2000

My sister found a CD with some files of my mad photoshop skills from hikeschool. Back when the new millennium was still new and referred to as the Willennium, I was a little obsessed with mustaches. In fact my obsession was so fierce that I started a series of mustache trading cards. When I think about it, not much has changed because (1) I still yearn night and day to have a mustache and (2) still to this day an onlooker has to be with in close range to actually see my near-invisible whiskers. Mustaches really are timeless.